the strangest thing ever. i am assuming this is a hoax, a viral campaign, or some kind of game. 

last night at 2am in macau a chest was delivered to our hotel in my name. they said that i was given the key to the chest 2 weeks ago by someone (i never was). so i pried the chest open. inside there was this letter. and this jewel case with something really old with strange text or made to look really old with strange text. i looked up every name and thing in the letter with no results. i get the feeling this is some kind of joke or something, as i can barely play bass let alone unfold some indiana jones mystery.

anyone who knows anything about this or whatever it is fill me in. and if this is some viral campaign congrats! because you have me thoroughly confused.

wtf? i probably deserve this from all my little reindeer games.