take this scene and apply it to every aspect of life. its so amazing.

our brains get fed some of the dumbest stuff out there.

you are obviously more into a band if you wear more of their gear.
or if you wear the right shirt.

you are obviously more patriotic based on your proximity to the american flag (and/or how shiny or big it is).
please take this into consideration when youre picking out that little pin for your lapel.

dont ever let anyone tell you differently.